Friday and a lot of “F” | Filed under Friday’s Fantasy
Wow here we are Friday again, where does time go? Fuck if I know but something happened. Gee Whiz what am I going to post. There are so many things on my mind these days but today you will find this post all about Fuck. Hmmm I bet I got some interest, I know Karen was the first when I said Gee Whiz. Others rolled their eyes, but now they are getting a little warm wondering what is cumming next. Oh yes this post is all about Fuck.
As I lie expectantly on the comfortable couch, wearing only the see-through nightgown he bought me, he approaches. I spread my legs showing I am immediately aroused. He takes off his boxers and I see the largest most wonderful hard cock I have ever seen. He then begins to stroke my breast gently. Soon his fingers move down my silky smooth body and rest on my thigh. He quickly pulls me into position where his hard cock rests just where he wants it. When in this position he begins to gently move up and down. Shortly we experience the greatest pleasure known and are moaning and shouting, “FUCK ME! FUCK ME! YEAH BABY! SCREAM MY NAME!” and with those words I grab his ass and massage it gently. Oh FUCK, that was great. We roll over and I grab his hands placing them on my breasts where they will remain until later.
Now do I have your attention, yeah I bet I might—-that was a quickie—fast and furious but damn satisfying. Fucking can be like that but this is not what I’m talking about. No this is actually a very educational focus. Brian let me know if this meets educational requirements, please.
Did you know Fuck is one of the most interesting words in the English language today? Out of all the English words that begin with the letter ‘F’ …fuck is the only word referred to as ‘the F word… It’s the one magical word. Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck, as most words in the English language is derived from German …the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for instance …Carl fucked me.
As an intransitive verb…Carl fucks.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as..
An adjective such as …I’m doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb …I talk too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective …I am fucking beautiful…..Yeah right.
As a noun …I don’t give a fuck.
As part of a word …absofuckinglutely -or- infuckingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence …Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you must realize, there aren’t too many words with the versatility of fuck…such as these examples show:
Fraud …I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay …ahhh fuck it.
Trouble …I guess I’m really fucked now.
Aggression …Don’t fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty …I don’t understand this fucking question.
Inquiry …Who the fuck was that?
Dissatisfaction …I don’t like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence …He’s a fuck-off.
Dismissal …Why don’t you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself…
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. Use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly…
FUCK YOU!
So to recount FUCK here.
1. The universally recognized “F word”
2. N. Implying complete and utter confusion
3. N. a really stupid person
4. V. To procreate
5. adj. Can be used to modify any word for more passion
6. Int. Expresses disgust
7. Int. Expresses complete surprise and joy
8. adv. Can be used to make a command more urgent
1. I do not accept the “F word” as your name
2. What in the fuck?
3. You stupid fuck!
4. I suggest we go fuck in the bed while eating crackers and petting a cat name Smoltz!
5. This fucking guy was so fucking weird. He asked me if I was fucking insane.
6. Aw, FUCK!!
7. Holy fuck! You guys rock!
8. Just fucking jump before I fucking kick you in the balls!
And a little historical significance.
Adam to Eve: Wanna fuck?
General Custer: Have you ever seen so many fucking Indians?!?
Captain of the Titanic: Where’s all this fucking water coming from?
Mayor of Hiroshima: What the FUCK was that?!?
Todd Beamer: Fuck these assholes. Let’s roll.
Fornicating Under Consensual Knowledge a.k.a FUCK (caps) or fuck (lowercase for those lazy bastards who can’t hold the shift key).
Person 1: Do you FUCK?
Person 2: Why yes, I do FUCK.
Person 1: FUCK is sooo good!
Person 2: Yup, FUCK sure is. 
Person 1: I am FUCKing right now….
Person 2: Oh indeed.
Acronym for:
First United Church of Kenya
Fornicate Under Crown/Consent of King
First Upper Cut Kill
Also the act of having sex.
The adjective used in any sentence to make you sound more serious.
An extremely overused word.
He fucked me at the F.U.C.K.
I got the paper to F.U.C.K. so now we can have sex
I’m not fucking kidding. I just told the fucking fuck to fuck off.
Oh and Walker, the one who knows all about FUCKING says….
Females Under Control Kool
Hmmm he better watch it—-who controls who?
Fuck him we all know who is in control—–females.
Oh Fuck just use your imagination…..
But remember this one :
I really did not Fuck up and forget Skunk’s birthday yesterday. I was just busy—-in bed. However it is never too late to send a Special greeting to one of the most humorous writers I know.
So if you have not visited Skunk then you should. I hope Skunk forgives and listens to me being just a tad older, I know he is just getting better and not older. So Skunk fuck and enjoy life. May you have many more years.
January 26th, 2007 at 11:13 am
That’s all find and dandy but I still have one question and I’m sure the rest of your readers want to know.
Did Carl get fucked (verb or is that adverb? Who gives a fuck) after you wrote this post.
January 26th, 2007 at 11:15 am
OH and I have never claimed to knew everything about fucking but am always willing to learn lol
Have a great weekend
January 26th, 2007 at 11:22 am
Thanks for coming after ages. It is a pleasure.
January 26th, 2007 at 12:14 pm
“What in the fuck?” is one of my favorite phrases.
Now my 3 yo is repeating it…….dammit
January 26th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
A cornucopia of f’in wisdom
January 26th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
Saw your comment over at Barngoddess. I love your post today, and going back a bit.
January 26th, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Thanks for the link, I blogrolled you as well.
Have a great fucking weekend.
January 26th, 2007 at 3:38 pm
LOL did you know that was George Carlin that did that? Here is the vid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IAdQd7FBaE
That was a great post.
I put that vid on my blog in July but took it off. I just put it back..tee hee
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=’:'=) hugs
(”)_ (”)Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
January 26th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
wow, lots of f***ing going on. enjoy your weekend.
January 26th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Nice to meet you.
Sassy Dewy
xo
January 26th, 2007 at 10:20 pm
Hilarious Vickie. Just came from Walkers, and have an image of you topless bounding down your hallway. Yhanks to Walkers great imagery, I saw it all plain as day!
January 27th, 2007 at 12:49 am
Now if only my college English instructor had used your example for transient and intransient verbs, I am thinking I would have caught on a lot faster!! It’s too fucking late for that now! LOL
January 27th, 2007 at 2:15 am
Now I see my mistake…
I feel like such a Wally.
Sorry I didn’t mean to insinuate that all of this was Carlin. Only a small portion of your post is what I sent the link for. I thought you would enjoy it.
I sometimes type to fast for my own good and don’t edit.
Your parts of this post are way better than the George Carlin part and I enjoyed it very much.
I enjoy you very much.
Love you
Hugssssssssss
January 27th, 2007 at 3:30 am
Raggedy—you are the “Cool One” never a Wally. Insinuate no way you don’t do that…..I loved the link because I had not seen it—I had only read what he had to say…You are such a sweetie—-
You are special and loved.
Have a good weekend.
January 27th, 2007 at 3:44 am
From the Dictionary of Australian Slang a Wally is someone who keeps making mistakes, which is a far site better than a Wanker who is one who masturbates; a person who is full of themselves, egotistical. I suppose you can tell I am tired. I never played blog tag before. You’re it *sticks out tongue
January 27th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Fuckin’ A! What a fanfuckintastic post!
First, you open with the climax with a real fuckin’, then you give us every fuckin’ thing we could want to fuckin’ know about fuckin’ fuckin’!
Hey, thanks for the visit and comments. (Good ol’ George Carlin.) Thanks to Raggedy, I got to see that video again.
I love the new look to your site. Of course, now I have to change the fuckin’ URL on my blogroll.
Thanks for the tip that both of our posts were full of “Carlin-isms.”
January 27th, 2007 at 7:24 pm
This post meets every fucking educational requirement I can think of!
It really is a great word as you have so eloquently pointed out.. I can’t use it in many of my life situations but it is a fave!
January 27th, 2007 at 11:45 pm
Well f me!
hahahha
welcome back to the blogging world Cyndy
hahahahhah
I thought I was the only one who understood all the variant versions of the infamous f word.
January 28th, 2007 at 12:19 am
Not very fuckin’ original, but a whole lotta fuckin’ fun to read.
January 28th, 2007 at 1:06 am
Hi Vickie ~~ Thanks for your visit and I am glad you enjoyed the things I posted. The F word is not one that I choose to use, but hey it’s your blog.
Take care, Cheers, Merle.
January 28th, 2007 at 11:00 am
That’s hilarious! I don’t really use it that often, but sometimes it slips. Imagine my surprise when, in Wal-Mart a couple of years ago, my then two year-old, looked at a woman and said, “Wanna fruck?”
I was horrified, and so was she until he point at a toy HOTWHEELS and repeated, “Wanna fruck?” We both started giggling when we realized what he meant.
(Sounded like he was saying f@#$).
January 28th, 2007 at 7:33 pm
Gee whiz… you’re making me laugh which is making me hack (cough). I must say, this is the funniest posts I’ve read in a while and I like the lighter side of the word. Gee whiz, I just discovered why I have no sex life… we don’t have a king to consent to me fornicate… Wait does the G-Whiz count? *%&$.
January 28th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
You fucking forgot For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge, for fuck’s sake!
Now for some reason, I’m all horny. Why the fuck is that?