Weekend Wickedness | Filed under General
It is the weekend once again, I hope you will enjoy your visit here on Our Porch. I have tried to tame it down a tad but still remain true to myself. Please if you are unconfortable with a some adult content you might want to return another day.
LOWER
A 97-year-old man goes into his doctor’s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”
“Sir,” replied the doctor, “you’re 97 Don’t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”
“You’re damned right it is!” replied the old man. “That’s why I want it lowered!”
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ETHICAL
Medical ethics experts are still struggling with the question as to whether or not it’s fitting for young male gynecologists to look up old girlfriends
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WHERE WOULD MAN BE?
A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
She paused a moment and looked around the room. “I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?”
From the back of the room came a voice, “He’d be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries.”
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CONDOM SURVEY
A woman participating in a survey was asked how she felt about condoms.
She said, “Depends on what’s in it for me.”
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Have a great weekend, smile, be nice to your neighbor and take time for yourself.
April 29th, 2006 at 4:32 am
thanks for all the good jokes miss vickie. i got a few from walker and now i come here and you have some for all your readers. where are your readers today? there a little on the slim side on my blog also. it has to be the weekend that is doing it. it couldn’t be us, right? what’s not to like.
April 29th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Hello Vickie ~~ Some great jokes there.
It is good to have a laugh.
Many thanks for your kind comments and
good wishes for my trip. You are right about needing a holiday to get over it.
Gradally getting back to normal.
Cheers, Merle.
April 29th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Good laughs on the porch today!
LOL
Thanks for your comments and support, you are a wonderful friend.
*hugs*
April 29th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
I’m fixin’ to stay all day if that’s OK… humor like this is right up my alley.
The condom joke was my fav.
No need to tone it down! Turn it up!
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What’s three words that blows a guy’s ego?
Is it in
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(Oldie but a goodie)
April 29th, 2006 at 3:05 pm
Great humor. Enjoy your weekend.
April 29th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Thanks for the giggles. I think there are fewer people “playing” with their computers on the weekends. I have a statcounter on my blog & it usually shows fewer hits on the weekend. Tuesday is usually the biggest use day.
April 29th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I really enjoys the giggle, sweetie! A smile a day, you know… Speaking of - how are you feeling these days? The weather just cooled down, which always makes me feel better. I just don’t thrive in heat and humidity. Take care, my dear.
April 29th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Hehe. I like the condom one.
April 30th, 2006 at 12:28 am
Ms.Vickie~~ you shine.
LOL
What’s in it for me, indeed
*walks away giggling* with my puppy at my heels~~ So, what’s so funny Mom, she asks?”~~ nuttin honey. ( you have to know doganese to follow this.)
April 30th, 2006 at 4:52 am
Thanks for the giggles and everything else, Ms. Vickie!
Hugs
April 30th, 2006 at 6:23 am
LOL, love your blog, Ms. Vickie! Thanks for the chuckles tonight. ;o)
April 30th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Ah Ms Vickie you had me at the menopausal cats!
April 30th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Love the menopausal cats! I’m going through a surgical menopause following a hysterectomy & oopherectomy aged 36, and discovering that HRT sent my blood pressure way up. Fortunately, the worst/only problem is hot flushes. Anyway, thanks for making me smile. Hope you have a good weekend and take care Vickie.
April 30th, 2006 at 10:51 pm
May 1st, 2006 at 3:42 am
LOVE the kitties!!!
And the condom was a giggler too
May 1st, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Hi Vickie, thanks for the chuckles.