Saturday’s Smiles | Filed under General
It’s Saturday here the end of the week which brings so many a few days of rest and relaxation so please make the best of the situation no matter what you are facing.
So come on join me here on “Our Porch” for a visit. Let us begin with…….
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said…no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever…and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said..
You’re not pretty you’re beautiful I don’t want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away…I’d die…
SO NOW I WILL SAY:
I like you because of who you are to me…A true friend.
Remember:
“A good friend will come bail you out of jail….
But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying ..
WE screwed up! ”
Proud to be your Friend!
I’ve learned…that life is like a roll of toilet paper.
The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
I’ve learned…that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
I’ve learned…that money doesn’t buy class.
I’ve learned…that it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
I’ve learned…that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
I’ve learned…that the Lord didn’t do it all in one day.
What makes me think I can?
and now I am going to peel some layers back and share more about myself so get ready.
Have a great day, smile so I’ll know what you have been up to. Until the next time I return, remember “Our Porch” is always open so just drop by and leave comments for me or others make this one of if not the best communities for interaction. This site is not just about the post I make it is about enjoying each other. Make me proud.
March 4th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Love the chocolate ones, LOL! **sitting on the porch for a spell with an iced tea, enjoying the beautiful view**
March 4th, 2006 at 9:25 pm
I loved all of the signs !!
I am sitting on the porch with a cup of hot chocolate. It is a chilly day !
Enjoy your Saturday, Vickie !!
March 4th, 2006 at 11:41 pm
Hot tea is my choice as I set a spell on the porch enjoying the breeze and the company.
March 5th, 2006 at 12:27 am
My daily mocha goes well on your porch.
March 5th, 2006 at 1:39 am
I do love our time on the porch, it’s a part of my day/week that is a must for my sanity.
My heart melted at the first story, that is the way it should be in a relationship.
I loved the hot flashes sign, I can so relate. Now if I can only have the benefits of the tropics, like the pina colada, laying on the beach, listening to the ocean.
You are a true friend and my day isn’t complete unless I talk with you - either serious or all the giggles we bring out in each other.
Love you!
March 5th, 2006 at 2:32 am
Was a nice saturday on the porch. Did you notice I raked the leaves out front.
March 5th, 2006 at 3:18 am
Oh yeah baby, I’m SO relating to the hot flashes one!
I’ve come laden with gifts to Our Porch today my friend. I’ve brought my own broom, a little trash can to keep Our Space tidy, a few dozen of my home baked Butterscotch Squares, a few jugs of iced tea, and my own two hands to gently rub your temples as you lay your head on my lap on the porch swing. No no, no need for you to get up this time Ms.Vickie, let me help the others with what they might need. You just lay back and relax with the sun (and a smile) on your face and enjoy the friendship.
Now everyone, let’s tell Vickie some “clean” raunchy jokes to give her some giggles.
March 5th, 2006 at 6:51 am
Jude - you are some kind of lady - boy howdy do I wanna party hearty with you some day! And sweet Vickie, my dear - you also are a woman after my own heart! I hope you have each and every one of those out in plain sight where everyone can look on in astonishment and admiration! As for those hot flashes honey, I eat so much soy these days its a wonder Im not turning into some kind of legume!
March 5th, 2006 at 11:55 am
March 5th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Now everyone, let’s tell Vickie some “clean” raunchy jokes to give her some giggles.
WHERE DO REDHEAD BABIES COME FROM?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
obstetrician. “Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but
I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be mine.”
“Nonsense,” the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the
gene pool.”
“It isn’t possible,” the man insisted. “This can’t be, our families on both sides had jet-black hair for generations.”
“Well,” said the doctor, “let me ask you this. How often do you have
sex?”
The man seemed a bit ashamed. “I’ve been working very hard for the past
year. We only made love once or twice every few months.”
“Well, there you have it!” The doctor said confidently. “It’s rust.”
March 5th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Group hug.
March 5th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
I gave up chocolate for a Lent, and although I don’t eat it that often, I am a true chocoholic. I’m only a few days into this thing, and I’m craving the stuff so badly it’s insane.
Whoever made those signs, knows me all too well….
March 6th, 2006 at 2:03 am
Thanks for the chuckles! Hope you had a great weekend.
March 6th, 2006 at 3:28 am
enjoyed my visit on the porch today. thanks for making me laugh and giving me something to smile about the rest of the day. My ice tea was delish!
March 6th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I certainly enjoyed this visit as well. Got some good laughs from those signs and words. Thanks for brightening my Monday morning.
March 7th, 2006 at 12:42 am
I’m late, I’m late - forgive me please! I do know, though, the porch is always open. It’s a wonderful place here, and a comfort as well. You always make us feel so welcome, Ms. Vickie. And, like Karen, I send you my love.
March 7th, 2006 at 3:40 am
I loved the one about being 40ish. Being that the Wife just celebrated the first anniversary of her 39th birthday and that I will be celebrating that milestone myself next month, it will become my mantra.
March 7th, 2006 at 4:45 am
Girlfriend! I know you made that one up about “food has replaced sex in my life, now I can’t get into my own pants”. My gawd, how dead on is that one? Of course these days those pants are two sizes smaller but I’ve got a ways to go before I let anyone else get into them!!
I’m also digging the one about not being 40-something. I’d settle for $39.95 + shipping and handling.
March 7th, 2006 at 10:31 am
Mmmm, chocolate is gooood stuff. Right there with you.
Cheers.
March 7th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Born free
Now I am expensive.
Lovely !
March 14th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
such cute signs and a cute kitty! I’m off to check on my name, lol!