A Little about Thanksgiving and a little about sex | Filed under General
In peeling back the onions you are about to discover something very important about me, I keep my word. Yesterday I said if you returned today I would be talking about sex and that is just what I am about to do. You are also discovering I like to tease and can do it well.
Ten Reasons Thanksgiving Dinner is Better than Sex :
10. You’re sure to get at least one of your favorite dishes.
9. The turkey never suffers from modesty.
8. You can nibble before dinner even if mom sees you.
7. You are expected to pass the dishes around.
6. There are always at least two kinds of desert, with or without whipped cream.
5. They give you the day off WITH pay to have dinner.
4. Thanksgiving dinner is a “sure” thing.
3. Seconds are encouraged. Take home, too!!
2. You’re expected to fall asleep after dinner.
And the number 1 reason why Thanksgiving dinner is better than sex:
1. You are EXPECTED to watch football BEFORE and AFTER dinner.
And now ….
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my home. From the car, I carried you & threw the door. Looking at you, I admire your body, your well shaped legs, and breasts. Slowly I remove what wraps, around your body so tightly, fitting you like a glove. Exposing your tender white skin. From your neck I remove your charms, and carry you off in my arms, to the warm water that awaits. The water cascades down your neck, flowing over your soft breasts then, making your legs glisten with wetness. Droplets of water cover your taut skin. My hands rub your body, ummmm running them threw the beads of water. Making them trickle down off your body. I place my fingers inside you. You are warm and moist, so ready. I carry your still dripping body, to a laying place, so that I can put inside you what was well prepared to enter you before we even came through the door. As soon as I lay you down your legs spread open wide. You are ready now and so am I. I put a little in slowly at first, getting a feel for how much you can take in. I put in more, you take it willingly. In anticipation, faster and faster I put it in, pushing it in deeply as far as I can, until I can’t put any more in, you are so tight. With your legs wrapped tightly, not wanting to release any of it, I make you so hot for a very long time, until your sweet juices escape from within. Then I taste you, with my tongue at first, your skin is so soft and tender. I taste more of you with my mouth, you are so hot and moist, you taste so good. Your juices coating my mouth, making me drool in anticipation of eating you more, with every taste.”Oh yes”, I say to you,I must say Grace “Thank God for Butterball turkey…. Amen”
Now did you really think I was going to talk about sex? With me you never really know because I do like to joke around, have fun, and I can tease with the best of you. I hope you have enjoyed this little side of me and these might be old jokes but they always come out every Thanksgiving and Christmas with the “Butterball” turkey. Enjoy your day, start your Monday with a smile,be good to yourself while you are being good to others. Come back soon and pull up a seat and sit a spell with Ms.Vickie the Southern Bell.
November 21st, 2005 at 1:19 pm
Excuse me for a minute, I need a shower. A cold shower!
November 21st, 2005 at 1:47 pm
ROFL!! at both of you!
November 21st, 2005 at 2:07 pm
Ooooh turkey dinner at your house is so….*sensual*!
November 21st, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Pant . Pant. PPPlease read that again. LOL.
November 21st, 2005 at 2:59 pm
I always look forward to untying those legs on that warm juicy butterball to get at that sweet meat.
November 21st, 2005 at 3:39 pm
Awwww, what a tease !!
Have a great day, Vickie !!
November 21st, 2005 at 4:47 pm
OMG! LOLOLOL Excellent play on words and visualizations! LOVE it!
November 21st, 2005 at 5:35 pm
Whew… it’s hot in here and I’m not having a hot flash.
I think I better go outside and sit on some frost. *snicker*
Have a great day! Love & hugs!
November 21st, 2005 at 5:44 pm
Whew! I finally made it to the end, and now I have a question. What do you mean by “ be good to yourself ” ?
Just asking!
November 21st, 2005 at 6:06 pm
What a kick in the pants you are Vickie!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!
And the comments that followed LOL:):)
November 21st, 2005 at 6:44 pm
Turkey and sex.
Sounds like a winning combination to me!
November 21st, 2005 at 7:00 pm
You are funny! BTW: I am posting my “Friday Movie Suggestion Night” on Wednesday just in case you don’t want to watch the game after Turkey!
November 21st, 2005 at 7:20 pm
Bob, Do you want me to tell you are you REALLY asking me to SHOW you..well sweet one I am from Georgia not Missouri the show me state so I can do one better…I can lead you.
November 21st, 2005 at 10:22 pm
You crack me up, lady. I christen you Mistress of the Double Entendre.
November 22nd, 2005 at 2:34 am
Whew! That’s some turkey!
Funny stuff, Ms. Vickie.
November 22nd, 2005 at 2:36 am
You are such a “turkey” Ms Vickie!! That was, uh, uh, delicious.
November 22nd, 2005 at 6:42 am
You are such a kidder. I loved it. Thanks for sharing this.
Keep smilin’ ms. Vickie.
Hugs and love, Cowboy.
November 22nd, 2005 at 7:38 am
Ooohwaah Vickie, that’s a steamy lil’ ‘ol post there.
November 22nd, 2005 at 7:45 am
NOW That’s Thanksgiving.
November 22nd, 2005 at 9:33 am
I thought for a second that you had peeled off the final layer already!!!!
November 22nd, 2005 at 11:42 am
You’re a trip Ms Vickie
November 22nd, 2005 at 5:18 pm
Wasn’t that a scene out of American Pie?
November 22nd, 2005 at 10:53 pm
That was beautiful, miss vickie, i do declay-ah!
BoUnCeS!! LibbY! ;-D
November 23rd, 2005 at 7:12 am
pant pant pant!!