Tuesday’s Twist | Filed under Quizzes, jokes, mysteries, and surprises
Something is in the wind, there is a few things going on here at Always Victoria and even I do not understand it. There are times I come here and begin to write and just think what is it going to be today and there might be a post or there might not be. I never started this to be a place for only deep, heavy and inspirational writing, this was to be a place I came to write and play. Notice I said play,this is very much a part of who I am but one I seldom show here anymore. You might see this side of me in my comments at other places but not here. I find myself needing to play here at times so as today is going to be just that a day to play here at Always Victoria.
Annoying….an·noy Audio pronunciation of “annoying” ( P ) Pronunciation Key (-noi)
v. an·noyed, an·noy·ing, an·noys
v. tr.
1. To cause slight irritation to (another) by troublesome, often repeated acts.
2. To harass or disturb by repeated attacks.
v. intr.
To be annoying.
Well come along with me and as my Sweet One says humour me and play along with me here.
What is more annoying…
1. Having to look at someone who has food stuck in their teeth or spittle in the corner of their mouth?
2. People who don’t wash their hands after using the restroom or don’t flush the toilet after using it?
3. People who take your parking space that you have been waiting for or cutting in line at the store?
4. Getting an unimportant phone call in the middle of the night or having to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night?
5. Staying home on the weekend because you are dateless or going out on a date with an obnoxiously annoying person?
Am I annoying you, oh please I know you are having fun I see you getting annoyed at other places so why not here. Come on have some fun with me. Don’t be shy you never know what happens when you play my games.
That is not enough, oh no that was not fun well then how about some titles of kid books that never made it. I just showed you one. Here are two or three to get you started.
Dick spanks the monkey
Dick has a tug
Dick gets his cock out (rooster) for those of you with dirty minds.
Now how about you naming a few and see how good you are. Just remember you never know what you will find here at Always Victoria so return often for Life Is Simply Good.
October 18th, 2005 at 5:03 am
Hi Vickie, that put ‘em of in droves huh, never mind they’ll come back.
Answers;
1 (a)
2 (a & b)
3 ((a)
4 (a & b)
5 (b)
how about;
Dick and Fanny do their thing.
Or, as a ladies only gym here advertises, no Tom, no Harry and definitley no Dick.
October 18th, 2005 at 5:29 am
You’re on a roll there kiddo!
1. b
2. a
3. a
4. a
5. I don’t have this issue, but when Cheri is busy, I tend to stay home. She says since we’re engaged, she’d prefer I didn’t date other ladies
October 18th, 2005 at 7:00 am
1. a
2. a and b
3. a and b
4. a
5. b (a is my life LOL).
The titles of the books slay me.
Dick Gets a Pussy (cat!)
Dick and His Balls (a vast array of sports balls)
Love ya! *hugs*
October 18th, 2005 at 8:05 am
1 a
2 a and b
3 a and b wait your turn asshole
4 b
5 b
Well I must say this one from you caught me by surprise. But it is a good thing to see.
October 18th, 2005 at 8:54 am
While we all truly enjoy your inspirational posts, it’s great to see you loosening up and letting the whole you come out.
The big fella is a little ticked at being called a “rooster”, but I can handle him! (Prevert!)
Maybe we should team up and take our act on the road.
October 18th, 2005 at 10:51 am
1-a, 2-a, 3-a&b, 4-a, 5-b. More annoying than all of those: telemarketers.
October 18th, 2005 at 10:58 am
they are all annoying, there’s no either or for me. Except for number 5. I’d much rather stay home than date an obnoxious person.
You do have a bad, playful side, don’t you?
October 18th, 2005 at 11:15 am
I love seeing your playful side come out here Vickie!
“See Jane Play With Dick’s Balls”
or
“Dick Gets a New Pussy”
October 18th, 2005 at 2:37 pm
hehehe
1.a
2.a&b
3.a
4.a
5.b
The mysteries of Dick
October 18th, 2005 at 2:42 pm
Having to pee in the middle of the night is the most annoying thing of all–especially when it is cold in the house.
And, yeah, we do have some redeeming qualities up here in Indiana and Brown County is one of them. It is really beautiful.
October 18th, 2005 at 3:43 pm
Cell phones. Most folks have no idea what is proper for cell phone use. Most annoying
October 18th, 2005 at 7:09 pm
1. a & b , and that’s why I sit alone.
2. a , and then they grap the door handle.
3. a, but he’ll need new headlights when he returns
4. a, nature calls so you have no choise
5. b, after “b” home alone would be a blessing.
October 18th, 2005 at 9:14 pm
1. B
2. Grrrrr
3. B
4. B (I don’t hear anything when I’m asleep, so the phone can ring all it wants)
5. BBBBBBBBBBBB!