We all know laughter is good for the soul and I have often been told laughter is the best medicine. So for my good friend Veronica I send you a few extra laughs, something a little different but also wrapped in healing thoughts and love. Several times a week. I open my e-mail to find special messages from my good friend Tom. Most of his messages are just jokes he has sent knowing he will bring a smile to my face. For those that have been reading Always Victoria. for awhile they will remember me talking of Tom, my friend in the Army Reserves who was in Iraq on active duty. This is the one and the same Tom but he is now home in Augusta. He is slowly adjusting to being back home, returning to work, being a dad, being a husband, and the joke is on him he forgot to pull and pushed the first time and he and his wife are now expecting child number 4. Tom thanks for the laughter you send me and the special friendship we share, I love you dear one.

Now for the smiles……

Surgery

When Scott first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife.
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches. Scott became quite concerned. He was having problems dressing, and even walking. So he and his wife went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Scott’s condition could be fixed through corrective surgery. “How long will Scott be on crutches?” the wife asked anxiously.
“Crutches? Why would he need crutches?”responded the surprised doctor. “Well,” said the wife coldly,

“You’re gonna lengthen his legs, aren’t you?

Subject: TWO WOMEN - NITE OUT ON TOWN

Two women, who had been friends for years, decide to go for a Girls Night Out, and were decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to use the bathroom. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a head stone or something. The first woman had nothing to dry herself with she thought she’d take off her panties, use them, then throw them away. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive underwear set and didn’t want to ruin hers, but was lucky to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on one of the graves. So she dried herself with the ribbon The next day the first woman’s husband phoned the other husband and said “This girl’s night out thing has got to stop right now.
My wife came home last night without her panties” That’s nothing,” said the other husband, “Mine came home with a card stuck to her ass that said,
” FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION, WE’LL NEVER FORGET YOU ”

Now for a fun game of Scrabble……

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA:

When you rearrange the letters (With no letters left over and using each
letter only once): TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS

Please leave me a smile. Life Is Simply Good, and these days I find more reasons to laugh than I have before.