End of the World Headlines | Filed under Quizzes, jokes, mysteries, and surprises, General

Have you ever wondered just what you would find reported by the media at the end of the world? You have no reason to be curious any longer……..Read it right here

USA Today: WE’RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria’s Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER

Wired: THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest: ‘BYE

Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady’s Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW “ARMAGEDDON” DIET!

America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

TIME magazine: RENEW YOUR SUBSCRIPTION FOR ETERNITY

Jewish Journal: NU, SO WE’VE HAD WORSE PROBLEMS


Scripted on June 9, 2004 @ 4:30 pm by Miss Vickie  

  3 Responses to “End of the World Headlines”

  1. MyAvatars 0.2 Skerdog Says:

    That’s funny! And so true!

  2. MyAvatars 0.2 GrumpyBunny Says:

    LOL - girls of the apocalypse!

  3. MyAvatars 0.2 Vickie Says:

    Love the LHJ Armageddon Diet - ha! :mrgreen:


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